Jess’s media woes seem to never end. From her disastrous relationships with jerky play boys (John Mayer, Tony Romo) and fluctuating weight ( “mom” jeans fiasco), to her “dumb-blond” quips and over-bearing stage dad, she provides plenty of material. But whataya expect from a gal who became famous by asking (on camera) if Chicken of the Sea is chicken or tuna? But gotta give her some props for working the style end of things with mega-successful clothing, handbag and shoe collections, as well as her hit collaboration with stylist-to-the-stars, Ken Pavés on a line of hair and beauty products on the Home Shopping Network. These gorgeous Christian Dior shades, which come in 10 basic and candy-licious frame colors, say no guts no glam. So, don’t cry for this blond bombshell.

Buy these now: Christian Dior Glossy 1/S, $178