His royal “hotness,” Orlando Bloom, is reportedly about to become…(pause for dramatic effect) a daddy. The announcement comes on the heels of his recent nuptials to Australian, Victorias Secret-Supermodel, Miranda Kerr, in a totally-under-the-radar ceremony in the Carribean (oh…now we get it). But one can hardly resist reminiscing about (and visibly drooling over) how stunning this Pirates of the Carribean hunk looks in a billowy, chest-baring pirate shirt and black bandana. These Ray Ban Original Wayfarer sunglasses are working well for him, too. This star staple comes in dozens of frame colors to suit any taste. Yo ho hot. –rpuccia
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