Really, just 72 days? Kim K. filed for divorce from Kris Humphries on Monday and no matter how you look at it–2 months or 10 weeks or 72 days–can we honestly say we’re surprised? With their lavish $10 million wedding still fresh in viewers minds, Kimmie pulled the plug, and worst yet, failed to let Kris know in advance. (wah wah wah). Though he had a suspicion his celebrity wife could be bailing on their marriage, he told NBA friends he was “blindsided” by Monday’s divorce filing and learned of the news through a TMZ report like the rest of the world. (now that’s just wrong.) The couple’s recent issues played out in the tabloid world and culminated with the divorce filing citing irreconcilable differences. Reportedly at issue? An insider dished that “Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it’s causing major problems.” While Kim juggles her reality shows and multiple moneymaking ventures, the basketball hunk 26, is unemployed thanks to the NBA lockout — and partying up a storm on his wife’s dime.

At the helm of Kim’s case is celeb lawyer Laura Wasser, who has represented such stars as Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson. Now the big questions are: Should they return the thousands and thousands of dollars in wedding gifts they received? Etiquette goddess Emily Post says they should. And should Kim give back that 20-carat stunner of an engagement ring? Emily Post says it’s hers. But is keeping it bad karma? Give it back Kim–your love karma is bad enough! Here, she’s chic as can be in Chloe oversized shades, available in three frame hues–black, horn and plum. –rpuccia

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